Friday, May 03, 2013

We fired her up with another Abe-ism outta deep right field: "Is it possible for a cooooo person to cancel out a douchebag?" He was referring to Matthew McConaughey and Guy Fieri, respectively. For reasons unknown, Abe wasted a portion of his afternoon watching an old replay of Guy's ButtHut on The Food Network. (Is that what's it called, Abe?) Anyway, Matthew was pretending to help Guy make really awful food in a fake kitchen.

I'll give you credit, Kanan – it's a fair question. And after Abe talked it out for a few minutes, he arrived at the answer he sought, realizing that it was, indeed, the intake equivalent of staring at an unplugged TV for 60 minutes. So...

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